I know, I’ve been sodding out irksome book/film review, but I was trying to trickle some Amazon’s cash my way as either way I hardly know where to begin untangling my jumbled, knotty (but essentially very sheltered) real life.

Anyway, if you’d like to skip the ostentatious review trites and get on with the juicy (?) gossips of German opera zombie dragon, Gondwana beasts, Superman and whatnot, the password is [removed]. Now that I’ve shown you mine, show me yours.

There.